While Mambo is an outspoken supporter of anyone who is lucky enough to live in a castle and have a western Sydney suburb named after them, we have decided not to attend the royal nuptials of Will and Kate.

Had the invitation not been lost in the post, Mambo would have most certainly been joining Thorpy, Kylie and our head blood nut at Westminster Abbey to cheer our future King and Queen on their way down the isle. The tux had been aired, the presents wrapped, the papers cancelled and the mini-bus booked (to Sydney airport). However the gagging of The Chaser team has made our attendance at this historical event impossible….. That, and the missing invitation.

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